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Funny and silly Quotes


"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
-- George Carlin


"If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut."
-- Albert Einstein


"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."
-- Anonymous


Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied:
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."





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Quotes and wise words

 "If people are good only because
they fear punishment, and hope for
reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."
-- Albert Einstein


"Without education, we are in a
horrible and deadly danger of taking
educated people seriously."
-- G.K. Chesterton


"As far as the laws of mathematics
refer to reality,
they are not certain; as far
as they are certain, they do not
refer to reality."
--Albert Einstein


"Imagination is more important than
-- Albert Einstein


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